Thrash like an ath-uh-lete!

I can't move my neck right now, folks. Sorry!

Fuckin' Mystery Burgers!

I came home from work and there were these really awesome burgers wrapped in aluminum foil. I have absolutely no idea if they belonged to anyone or where they came from, but they were delicious. I'm hoping that my fridge is now some sort of gateway like in Ghostbusters except instead of being full of hellish landscapes I occasionally receive the gift of really awesome meats!